"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
Get the Planting the Fig Treemug. Have sexual intercourse with her
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
Get the Plant my tree in her forestmug. by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019
Get the Egg Plantmug. by ImAlive.com August 31, 2021
Get the Plantmug. Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.
Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"
by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021
Get the Plantmug. Aka: weeds
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.
Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.
Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.
Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"
"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"
"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
Get the guardian plantsmug. Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"
"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019
Get the Face Plantmug.