by zd18 February 15, 2009
"I am the butt pirate, give me your booty!"
"Let me venture onto your poop deck"
"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."
"Let me venture onto your poop deck"
"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."
by Derfigan Maximus November 23, 2009
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by loo-tye October 09, 2007
The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.
Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.
by Fantom January 18, 2006
When you explode your cannon-fire in a girl's eye and she covers it up with her hand like an eyepatch and lets out a hardy "ARRRRGH!!!".
After watching the Pirates of the Carribean movie, I was in the mood to role-play and decided to give my girl the Nasty Pirate.
by J.W.S. September 21, 2006
Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.
by atomicthumbs March 26, 2008