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Phantom Toke

Means to take a toke of a fag, spliff or any other smokable item without said item being lit.
I just had a phantom toke on that joint and it tastes gorgeous. Let's light this mother and get baked.
by Andy Burton December 16, 2008
mugGet the Phantom Tokemug.

phantom post

This is a post on MySpace, LiveJournal, Facebook or any other such web-site where the owner of the account is unaware of the post being made under their name. It usually happens when friends find out passwords or such.
A friend got a rude post from your myspace account that you never sent... it was a phantom post.
by Cody Kahne December 27, 2005
mugGet the phantom postmug.

phantom shit

When one has strived for ages to release a turd, and has felt one has done a big shit, but on inspection there is little or no shite in the pan.
fuck me, i thought id shat a baby but it turned out to be a phantom shit
mugGet the phantom shitmug.

Danny Phantom

Someone you're dating that suddenly replies a lot less, maybe says they've just been busy. Not quite ghosting but almost.
"You still with that guy?"

"Idk he's been Danny Phantom lately. I'm not sure if he's just been busy or doesn't want to talk to me."
by Vgna August 6, 2016
mugGet the Danny Phantommug.

phantom friend

You are doing a girl from behind while she is facing a window. You pull out and your friend resumes for you while the girl still thinks its you. You then walk outside, and wave to the girl through the window, therefore telling the girl that it is no longer you fucking her.
Yo bitch you wanna come over and pull the phantom friend on my girl.
by Slick Rick February 16, 2005
mugGet the phantom friendmug.

Danny Phantom

Dude what are you, a Danny Phantom? Cant even pull a Ghost Buster..
by cockstuff, BakedBoB June 3, 2010
mugGet the Danny Phantommug.

Phantom Shitter

First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
screamer,mad shitter
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack November 2, 2007
mugGet the Phantom Shittermug.

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