Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.

Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.

by urbandigital January 19, 2016

peter bopping

When a man wakes up with a solid woody and thumps his partner on the forehead. Like little bunny fufu.

He woke up and saw his girlfriend laying there and went over and Peter bopped her.

Mushroom stamping

dick slapped
boner woody peter bop peter bopping

by Cold toes January 30, 2016

peter's trail

When you cum in between her tits and use it as lubricant.

"Dude she let me take a trip down Peter's Trail last night!"

by Nyquill_Assleak June 14, 2016

peetential

Word to describe the likelihood of a specific location having a restroom or reasonable place to urinate in.

"Pull over; this place looks like it has peetential."

"OMG the line for the bathroom in this place sucks, but I think the alley out back has peetential."

by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

Peter Piper

A tongue twister that is great to use before going on stage.

Also, apparently something from doctor who that somehow I missed.

Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers.
Try saying that 10 times fast.

by WhenEarthSavesTheDay June 1, 2017

Peetard

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally

Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed

by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018

Peter Pic

Safe for work iteration of dick pick

stop looking at peter pics at work

by resin.one January 13, 2019