can’t see past the valley

When a person is being narrow-minded

Man it really sucks that Kiera can’t see past the valley

by itsjustasinine September 27, 2020

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 17, 2011

Fruity nut paste

Homosexual ejaculate

I love to slurp your fruity nut paste

by KYAN LORD August 31, 2019

on paste

on standby; plan b backup plan or something you're ready to do; could be a backburner relationship

yo, I got yo momma on paste!!
If we can't get into the club tonite, I've got a tight plan on paste; Stacy's mom said we could use her hottub while they're gone and they've got a huge liquor cabinet

by omymoon January 29, 2024

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 07, 2020

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 December 26, 2016