Parker

Parker is a guy that likes to send it sometimes they have there off days and sometimes they have there send days or sometimes they like to talk shit

Wow Look Parker is about to send ittt

by Dequavis kush April 15, 2019

parker

a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.

girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”

by imagirl123 February 20, 2019

Parker

THE BEST PERSON EVER TO LIVE, SO YEAH! WE COOL. USUAlLY HAVE AIRPODS AND ARE COOL!!!!!!!

PARKER.

by VTG POISON February 25, 2019

parker bragg

A really cool but kinda gay guy

Hey look, there goes Parker Bragg!

by NotB_n March 4, 2019

parker hoy

the coolest sheep in the yard

do u know parker hoy

yeah fuck he is cool af

by pussyeater391 April 22, 2019

parker

Parker’s are girls dream guys! He can usually get any girl he wants! He can be a fucking lit af guy and if someone punched you and he is your friend he will knock there ass out cold! They are great boyfriends and are great in bed! There dicks are huge and you would have to be a daredevil to take it on! In conclusion parker’s are great

“Here how that girl died? Heard it was cause of parker’s cock”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”

by ☠️ April 26, 2019

Parker

From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.

Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke

Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds

Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles

Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!

by That's_fucking_cliché April 27, 2019