Scraping The Hog

Scraping the Hog When an uncut man allows for the buildup of smegma in order to "scrape" it off his "hog" every month or so.

When making Smeg McMuffins, McDonald's will start by Scraping The Hog of several homeless men in their in-house basement collection area.

by /v/-tan January 2, 2023

Butcher the Hog

To beat your meat with a piece of sand paper with an auditory hog squeal on climax.

Dude, I caught La Darieus trying to butcher the hog in the bathroom.

by chickenboy May 2, 2018

Bog hog

Short for boghogger: Someone who spends fucking ages in the toilet -especially when you're desperate to take a shit

That Sandra's a right fucking bog hog -she kept me waiting so long I nearly shat my pants!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

Ball hog

Someone who needs the ball no matter what. Up to down by 40 the ball has to be in their hands.

Tristan has 41 points with 2 minutes left up by 30 “I need more points”

“No Tristan you ball hog, no you don’t”

by datbeaver February 16, 2020

Dorn Hog

A sexual act of inserting a corn dog into the anus of a partner who dons pig mask whilst squealing like a hog.

Our sex life was beginning to become mundane until we did the dorn hog.

by scoog szn January 18, 2019

slam hogging

When you and your buddies get together and wanna bang some real fine ass sluts, you get the whole group together and go on a search for a few slam hogs or slam pigs.

Tyler and his friends went slamhogging after school one day and boy was that pussy worth it 😂

Slam hogging -to get a group of sluts together and have your friends run a train on them.

by Fuckboi17 May 14, 2016

Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018