a person who gets so bored of lockdown that they begin to simp for a particular person whilst exclaiming they are in a hoe phase.
by genzzzzzzz April 12, 2020
Get the covid simpmug. noun
1) a person who is enjoying the current state of affairs and interested in perpetuating the pandemic and its resultant policies as long as possible.
2) an administrative level employee (typically in and education or health care setting) for whom the pandemic has been a reprieve from their dull existence and elevated them to a position of power.
1) a person who is enjoying the current state of affairs and interested in perpetuating the pandemic and its resultant policies as long as possible.
2) an administrative level employee (typically in and education or health care setting) for whom the pandemic has been a reprieve from their dull existence and elevated them to a position of power.
Working from home has made Dave a real COVID enthusiast, and he is sharing stories on social media about needing to mask and social distance until 2022 because the vaccine isn’t 100% effective.
by sayinitlikeitis December 13, 2020
Get the COVID enthusiastmug. Covid-19, coronavirus, is a virus that started spreading in China late 2019. The virus spreads very fast, and made it to the US in about 3 months. The whole world is lock down because of how contagious this virus actually is. All the schools have been cancelled and everyone is going insane at home. Oh also, everybody bought all of the damn toilet paper.
by backhandsprings April 13, 2020
Get the Covid-19mug. "I just got diagnosed with covid-25, not sure why they had to stick something up my nose to find that out.
by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020
Get the Covid-25mug. Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
by CandyFrank October 28, 2021
Get the covid testmug. Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body
You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.
by Barry Assman August 5, 2022
Get the Schlong covidmug. When bats are believed to be the vector of the coronavirus to humans, which was first detected in a Wuhan lab in China, until a cover-up was no longer possible as whistleblowers risked their lives to report the rising number of infected and dead people to the outside world.
Fake leaders around the world never fail to scapegoat Covid-🦇 to rationalize the high number of infections and deaths in their own countries rather than because of their ineptitude or poor leadership in containing the pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus September 25, 2020
Get the Covid-🦇mug.