bum liquor

The juice between your bum cheeks when you have a wet fart mixed with sweat.

I went down on the misses last night and licked her ass hole and got a mouth full of bum liquor

by Birdman999 March 09, 2018

bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business

I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards

by Smurf&ducky July 30, 2017

bum sniper

When you perfectly aim your penis to go straight into her anal cavity. Can take many years to master.

'Hey Tina, I had a great time with Derek, he's a real bum sniper'

by aljdbeidsidb January 07, 2016

bum mammal

a persons resemblence of something that emerged/lives/born in an anus.similar to shit.waste product of lifebumlooserlow life

used as an insult. especially to rebuke a verbal attack on ones self. fuck off you bum mammal

by dogsy June 18, 2008

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

Cheap Bum

someone who is poor and nasty

"i heard that guy is a cheap bum"

by TheRazzleDazzle December 10, 2016

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO November 24, 2015