my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

Gah! My Ass!

A common female expression for when one's hole has been roughly infiltrated.

"Jeff please take it nice and slo-GAH! MY ASS!"

by Ben Dover Pleeze August 15, 2019

rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.

person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!

by queefinator4 March 5, 2023

plug my ass with hate

When an experience, usually in a video game, frustrates you into an inner rage that you can do little or nothing about.

I have to play online for this achievement? I'll probably have to deal with guys who cheat and spam moves just for a win, but I guess it's worth it to plug my ass with hate for another point on my Gamerscore. ass hate video game plug

by wallbie September 24, 2015

turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down

Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.

by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023