Skip to main content

green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).
I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today
by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018
mugGet the green tea mug.

Green Hole

The result of letting your anus sit in a damp room and grow mold and fungus. The act of having sex with a green hole is green holing.

A green hole can also be achieved by letting a guy with gonorrhea cum into your anus.
I have a dick infection cuz my GF wanted to try green holing. But her green hole was so tight and the mold got in my dick.
by matemoscas October 4, 2016
mugGet the Green Hole mug.

green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.
Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
by l33tLIES August 20, 2018
mugGet the green blast mug.

green speedball

A large joint and a Limeade Mountain Dew® Kickstart
Start your day with a green speedball for a productive burst of energy.

The green speedball is the productive stoner's answer to hating coffee.

Built for people with a relatively tame substance-abuse pattern, the green speedball will nevertheless test it.
by Auloi November 29, 2016
mugGet the green speedball mug.

Green Gobblins

A nick name for the 80 milligram strength OxyContin. It's a duller green in color
"yo, i just got 90 green gobblins from tha doc nigga"

"Word? Bust me out a 40 milly off one of thems!"
by Contin Candy August 17, 2009
mugGet the Green Gobblins mug.

green walmart

the big green dumpsters
Hey there boy, look what i found at the green walmart.
by budahead478 February 13, 2008
mugGet the green walmart mug.

Riley Green

A fine ass man that can write some real good lyrics. He knows what real country music is and he puts on a hell of a show. When he’s not singing, you can probably find him in the woods trying to kill a buck, turkey, or some ducks, depending on the time of year. His famous phrase is, “We Out Here” There’s no telling how many tags this man has bought.
“Have you seen any buck lately? “
“No, but Riley Green sure has.”

“I wish there was real country music now a days…”

“Well you should listen to Riley Green, he’s about as real as it gets now a days”

“I’m not looking for a relationship right now, but if Riley Green dm’ed me, that would change.”
by rizzle795 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Riley Green mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email