Mullet

An amazing hairstyle invented by HOCKEY PLAYERS. The hairstyle was short in the front, and long in the back. (Business in the front, Party in the back) Mario Lemieux (Mayr-i-o Lehm-euh) rocked it.

Duuuuuuude, that mullet is old school!

by floooooow February 8, 2015

ex-mullet

Someone who used to have a mullet but you still want to make fun of them for having a mullet
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance

"EX-MULLET"

by YaBoiUhSkinnyPenis December 13, 2018

Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"

That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"

by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014

chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.

How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!

by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017

Braided mullet

This hairstyle combines A Old School Mullet into Plaits

A Braided mullet is Solid

by NorthBoy99 June 1, 2025

Body Mullet

Business on top, party on the bottom. When working from home from waist up you appear professional but from the waist down you are wearing, pajama bottoms, shorts, underwear, nothing, etc.

This body mullet appeals to my inner pervert none of my co-workers know my balls are hanging out during out weekly meeting.

by Bolow399 June 15, 2021

mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.

Don't be a Mullet

by Dick December 17, 2003