hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

south of the border mullet

Short pubes in the front, long ass hair in the back... Businesses in the front party in the back

My girl's got that south of the border mullet if you know what I mean!!

by Dixie Stampede September 8, 2016

Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 2, 2017

Academic Mullet

When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.

A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.

That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...

by MackieD. October 24, 2019

She mullet

An alternative hair style that is used to fight back agents begets who don't know there place, if a beget will see a women wearing a she mullet they will be angry because they know in there little heads there being made fun off

"She looks amazing with there new she mullet,"

by Natalie k December 20, 2020

Zoom Mullet

A hairstyle for attending Zoom or other video calls. Your hair in the front is style while your hair in the back remains a mess.

I hope there is no reason for me to turn around on this Zoom call because if I do everyone is going to realize I am sporting my Zoom Mullet today.

by CaJenGirl October 11, 2021

nice mullet

The Arbiter of Truth.
Nothing he says is wrong, seriously ask him.

whats the answer, i'll ask Nice mullet

by JMproduction 18 September 12, 2021