mount southington

Mount Southington is where you go to drop your kids off for minimum wage teenagers to take care of. Don’t even get me started about ski wee. The park kids there think they’re Shawn fucking White but really they’re just a bunch of crackheads that eat ass, smoke grass, and ski fast. The food there is over priced but the food trucks are nice. The only good thing about the “mountain” is the half pipe. It’s a hill, don’t even argue about it......

“Yo I went to mount southington last weekend and got kicked out by ski patrol for doing a backflip!”
“No way dude! I got kicked out for doing shots on the lift!”

by Recked101 April 21, 2021

Mount kilmermanjaro

A large stone edifice carved into the likeness of a bust of val kilmer
Kinda the egotistical equivalent of Mt Rushmore.

We went to Mount kilmermanjaro for the weekend.the rides were nice
Such as the "tunnel of self love" but the carving itself must have been based on a much. Earlier photo of the guy!

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021

Jaunty Mount

Pirate sex move.

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.

by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Mount St. Mary

a small co-ed private school in OKC, OK that is known for volleyball and tiktokers

There ain't no school like Mount St. Mary.

by Amber_The_Great October 27, 2019

Mount Greylock Regional

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.

Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.

by non-sugarcoated speaker December 7, 2023

mason mount

lucy’s boyfriend

mason mount is the best player at chelsea

by lucyjamess January 17, 2022