race to the moon

A drinking game played much like wizard stick where the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the next beer until you have formed a staff like beer can structure. The game is finished when it has reached the ceiling. It adds structural support to any room, and can make for a non structurally sound stripper pole.

Derek have you won the race to the moon yet?

Not quite yet I'm almost there.

by K Wess April 14, 2010

Society of the Moon

A secret society of bald people. The entry requirements are to either be a bald person, or save the life of a bald person.

Luke: "Hey man I see you joined the Society of the Moon since you started chemo"
George: "Yes, I am #3455"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

Moon Junhui

He is the most good looking guy I've ever seen. He's also a very funny person, he has a cat like personality which for me is very cute. He likes playing with his phone alot. He's very caring to his members which makes him a perfect boyfriend. He doesn't talk that much but he's very funny and smart. He's amazing at dancing, singing, and acting. His weird antics never fails us to laugh he's such a lovely man I love him so much it sucks to think that he's the only one in the world if I have a chance to marry him i'll probably would not hesitate to give him all my love and attention.

"Junhui is such a cutie"
"I believe in Moon Junhui supremacy!"
"Junhui is such a talented person, he is not a bed so DON'T SLEEP on him"

by minsung lubog123 June 8, 2021

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

mistress moon

the implication that the moon is wlw*

or
to allude to lesbianism.

*women loving women

Woman1: “Oh, I love your moon earrings!”

Woman2: “Of course. I know Mistress Moon. Do you?”
Woman1: “Why, yes😏. I’m regularly in contact with the Mistress.”

by Nethernina June 18, 2021

goblin moon

A very spiteful showing of a posterior, specifically belonging to a goblin.

Charface Charlie spitefully showed his goblin moon to the snobby harbor master.

by AlemCato July 21, 2020

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019