Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.

That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.

by Craytop October 20, 2015

mississippi slicker

A chinstrap beard popularized in the southeastern United States

Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?

by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020

Mississippi Squisher

A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.

Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.

by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023

Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.

You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster

by Nut smasher August 22, 2021

The Mississippi Tango

Verb: when you accidentally hook up with your cousin or other relatives at a bar without knowing what you've done.

"Dude, Chad I messed up real bad, I accidentally did the Mississippi Tango with Sarah, she's a great kisser but also my cousin."

by AresInamorta June 23, 2025

Mississippi Sidecar

When one person has an ostomy and another person has sex into it. Like a Mississippi mudslide. Usually done for drugs or money and not pleasure.

Billy almost perforated my bowel last night when he gave me a Mississippi Sidecar!

by OnlyInTheSouth August 14, 2025

Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”

by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023