mini-midget

The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.

Wow Angelas such a mini-midget just look at her waddle!

by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 14, 2018

welding midget

A small man welding working for A N Fab.

Did you see that small guy at A an Fab, he is a welding midget

by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

illegal midget

Term used to describe short people who do not fit the legally defined height requirement to be a midget. Usually used to insult a vertically challenged individual.

Is Ash a midget?

No she isn’t quite that short. She’s an illegal midget.

by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

Yung midgeridoo

You better hide your lotion and (if you have any definitely not harry) dicks because Yung midgeridoo Is comping to sic your dic.

Man I’ve been on the lookout for yung midgeridoo I’ve been earring sucking noises at night.

by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019

Mr midget

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp

That mr midget over there is so gay

by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019