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Harijuana 

A deadly mixture of Heroin and Marijuana. Side effects consist of: Drowsiness, loss of sight, penis enlargement, penis falls off(after enlargement), swelling of the anus, shit blood, tape worms, and seaman ejaculates pink. In order for a overdose of this deadly drug, you must smoke and or inject 8 bowls or 2 hypodermic needles.
One day Sean, a small town dessert kid got bored with his regular doses over heroine and weed. He decided to mix them (Harijuana) in a blender and smoke it up. he then injected 1 needle, and his penis (which went from 2inches to 12inches) spontaneously fell off his body.
Harijuana by Mr. Tant June 18, 2011

marijuanna maintainance 

The use of marijuanna in lieu of a substance over which one has lost complete control.
A distinction must be made between this and actual recovery.
That Jason dude is turning into a complete pot-head.

Ya, well at least he ain't a crack-head no more. He's doing marijuanna maintainance.

Oh pleeeze! Only marijuanna maintainance he's doing is his fuckin' grow op. I cannot wait to see his tawdry ass get busted.

marajuana 

"Want some?" " I swear it's the cataract cure."
marajuana by Anna August 10, 2003

mariguana 

an iguana with marijuana leaves on its back
Did you see my new mariguana?
mariguana by fuckyeahbanana May 14, 2015

Marijana 

Marijana is a kind, caring, beautiful, stunning, and amazing girl that everyone has to fall in love with. She is committed to one guy only, and is very faithful. Despite how much she's been through, she's still the strongest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She is perfect in every way, but once you date a Marijana, never let her go, because her perfect imperfections cannot be given up. She is an unforgettable girl, and not to mention hot! She is the best girl you'll ever meet in your life, and time stops every time you see her, because she is just so beautiful, and everything a guy could ever ask for.
Jacob: Damn, have you met Marijana?
Nick: Yeah, she is perfect man!
Marijana by Abcfefmsldn January 9, 2019

Marihuano 

Marihuano is a Hispanic slang term that applies to someone who’s always stoned out of their mind!
Damn bro look at that dude he is marihuano af ! Just look at his ayes they are booodshed red.
Marihuano by Urbanlegen4 April 22, 2021