The Big log

A man whacks a log until they nut

Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.

Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches

by The_big man March 15, 2022

Andy’s log

Andy’s log is a large cylindrical shaped hunk of feces which is used to clog the throats of his fans

God my throat got so clogged by Andy’s log

by Andy6 logs March 28, 2019

Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.

Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.

by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

Jenga-log

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.

Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.

by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009

vagina logs

1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.

OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.

Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.

by knowledgeable January 3, 2016

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019