Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 05, 2020
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Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.
Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.
by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018
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The Big log

A man whacks a log until they nut
Tommy was tied of doing it with his hands so he did the big log.

Tommy dose this because he gets no bitches
by The_big man March 15, 2022
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Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.
Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.
by Kermit the Log April 02, 2018
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re-log

To log out and log back into a service you are already signed into. This is done by many online communities, generally to reset or refresh the connection in some way, but possibly to switch users. The term is used for various services which require a login, such as secured web pages, gaming services, instant messaging, and back-end server administration via SSH.
Whenever I get annoyed at a n00b, I re-log as my smurf account to pwn them without causing problems for my main character.
by eode December 02, 2014
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Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-
Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!
by BlackKnight0814 January 09, 2022
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you’re a log

A bad word for retired people with no smarts and they have a iq of 1
You: you’re a log mate

Other person: what does that even mean brother
by Video ezy May 13, 2019
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