Phone legs

When you're taking to someone on the phone and get the urge to walk round the house/garden for no apparent reason.

A: What is Jimbob doing walking round the garden?

B: It's alright man, he's got his phone legs on.

by amazontreefrog June 22, 2011

Mama Legs

Not just your ordinary cutie-pie, Mama legs not only has a nice set of kickers, but she'll happily feed a bunch of boys. Just like mama

"Damn check out Mama legs feeding sassages to those guys."

by foosman February 3, 2010

third leg

the penis (see also middle leg)

My third leg was sore from jacking off.

by Light Joker July 6, 2005

Jelly Legs

When a woman has an orgasm so intense her legs become like jelly, possibly resulting in her falling over. Often accompanied by a Squirt

Laura: I'm telling you, sit down when you jill off in the shower.
Sarah: Why?
Laura: Because if you do it right you'll get Jelly Legs and you don't want to hit your head on the way down.

by Haruka42 January 29, 2014

ferret legging

A game where a person dons a pair of sweatpants with a drawstring at the waist, and ties at the bottom of each pantleg. They then put a ferret in their pants and close the drawstring, and the person who can withstand the ferocity the longest, wins.

hey tom, let's go ferret legging tonight with the cunts at the pub tonight.

by banquo January 20, 2004

dead leg

its where you smash somebody in the leg really hard and there leg goes like numb, and they have trouble moving it because you just smashed it.

Dooge: man just shuts aop!
Matt: DEAD LEG!!!(smash)
Dooge: ow man shits!

by matty November 7, 2004

DIRTY LEGS

Derogatory term for a female, usually implying that she is a trashy, low income trailer park skank.

Simone is a little dirty legs. She has been fucking old men since she was 12.

by Payton A August 9, 2005