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Lap Gas

When someone giving a lap dance starts farting uncontrollably onto their lap.
That stripper at Kevin's bachelor party had some rancid lap gas!!
by Spank Hill October 24, 2025
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if it fell on my lap

A person who you wouldn't put effort into pursing, but if they aggressively pursued you you'd be down.
Hey what do you think of them? Uh, I mean if it fell on my lap.
by CaptainConfusion November 27, 2025
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