It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying
Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree
by veins April 4, 2010
Get the kite-spitting mug.parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).
HE: "Are we at war or not?"
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
by op_position April 12, 2011
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A name for smoking weed and taking Adderall. High as a kite but running (or working) like a machine.
Bob is always kiterunnin' while taking hard tests. He says it helps him sees way clearer and has less stress.
by elephantk February 24, 2011
Get the Kiterunnin' mug.The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.
Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.
2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
by taytay1212 November 18, 2011
Get the kitten syndrome mug.after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011
Get the kitten lintsicle mug.the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.
by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012
Get the kitten surprise mug.A party of usually three kittens. They generally believe they run the world. They use their tricks and cuteness to drive people into submission and slavery. Individually, they may be referred to as a "bitch kitten."
They may drink too much at times and they have the ability to manipulate people on command.
However, they tend to be the life of the party. Generally, they have a strong influence on other people's decision.
They may drink too much at times and they have the ability to manipulate people on command.
However, they tend to be the life of the party. Generally, they have a strong influence on other people's decision.
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