An ultimate sigma maths teacher who has infinite rizz. His forearms are beautifully defined, his jawline perfectly made, he has the true body of a sigma. The founder of "Mr Kitchen's Christmas Quiz". He is an ultimately respected being, superior to all of mankind.
by Insmnyc December 22, 2022
Get the Mr Kitchenmug. The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew
by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014
Get the portuguese kitchenmug. In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.
My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.
by Xyst October 27, 2022
Get the Kitchen complaintmug. A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"
The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024
Get the kitchen toiletmug. A knife.
by Baby R (Free My Bro) December 22, 2021
Get the Long Kitchenmug. kitchenism is a range of socio-political movements and ideologies that aim to define and establish the political, economic, personal, and social equality of the women should work on kitchen and are made for working on kitchens.
by Iman tehrani June 18, 2022
Get the kitchenismmug. a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets
My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry
by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025
Get the Kitchen raccoonmug.