couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 11, 2012

the killion centrifuge

when you cum in a girl at the park, put her in one of those spinny things, and spin her around as fast as you can until the cum separates into its individual components

"bro, i TOTALLY knocked her out with the killion centrifuge when we went to the park!"

by ARealBrayton March 12, 2021

Killing Aliens

1. To play a popular video game with a friend in platonic fashion.

Usage note: Nescient individuals often refer to this activity erroneously as "playing Halo".

"You want to Kill Aliens later on?" "Yeah, but if we're fighting the Flood, you'd better let me pick up the first shotgun this time."

"Are you guys playing Halo later on?" "No, we're Killing Aliens."

by Timothy West May 16, 2008

kipling

a dickhead that thinks he is so cool,and i will kill him if he had the balls to show his face but no he thinks a few words makes him real brave.watch out bitch im coming for you.

a southsider knacker baby who slags northsiders and gets raped in the bum by his rich daddy cos he drives a bmw and a hummer.

by niamh 100% pure northsider March 1, 2005

Killing You Oh Yea!!!

Yet another treasured phrase from the very essence of the internet itself 4chan. First uttered by a random guy after beating another random guy while odviously drunk/on drugs.

2 Guys called Bob and Mark are playing yet another random game.
Bob: Damm. I am gonna die soon.
Bob: Haha I got away.
Bob's Character: *dies to Mark
Mark: KILLING YOU OH YEA!!!
Bob: Wtf?
Mark: What?

by Benjamin Mcleggen February 24, 2008

killingfield

the spot above your cock that holds all ur hair, a.k.a the "man bush"

i gots to go home and shave my killingfield tonight before i go out with her

by c massich June 20, 2008

killing the widow

smoking a certain type of weed at high temperatures

Yo man, i got some blood drawn and I had an hourglass on my veins, so i decided it was time to start killing the widow so i went and blazed some trainwreck

by misterman October 10, 2013