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Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.
After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.
by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018
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Bungle Jamper

Bungle Jamper is a phenomenon that occurs in various platforms, but most common in first person shooter games. when Bungle Jamper appears the people participating in said game will experience forms of enlightenment or moral boost. This becomes even more apparent when the player is close to or playing with Bungle Jamper, with the affected people striving to become like Bungle Jamper or aiming for a better life to live up to the Bungle Jamper expectations.
"Have you heard of Bungle Jamper?"

"yes he is what inspired me to find a cure to cancer"
by bungle jamper supremacy June 14, 2022
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drake jumped the shark

Drake use to be on top of the world with songs like God's Plan, Hotline Bling and many more until he thought dissing Kendrick Lamar was a good idea
Friend 1- *glazing Drake*
Friend 2- Bro you clearly haven't heard kendricks song "Not Like Us"
Friend 1- *speechless*
friend 2- Drake was ok but after the beef with Kendrick.. Drake jumped the shark
by MJ.Out.The.Way July 16, 2024
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!
by dswqsa895 February 2, 2023
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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