July 26th

THE HOTTEST MF TO EVER LIVE. HE GETS LL UR STUFF FOR FREE. HE EATS DINO NUGGIES. HE LOVES BLOWJOBS AND HE IS A SEX GOD. HE CAN SMASH UR PUSSY LIKE NO OTHER MAN CAN.

July 26th SMASHING UR PUSSY IS FUN

by BLOWSUDADDY69 November 13, 2021

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july 25th

the day to celebrate angels birthday not dylans.

july 25th is angels birthday and obviously more important that dylans.

by angelthecoolestpeaceyall July 10, 2021

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July 12

July 12 the national day to send ass pics

Oh it’s July 12 looks like I’m getting ass pics

by TrapRunna July 12, 2021

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July Fools

You didn't pull prank at April fools so now you're trying to pull a prank now because of your lack of planning.

Ex:
Some Dude:July fools i got you.
Another Dude:You only did that because you didn't do in April
Some Dude:yea

by RandomAndWeirder July 18, 2018

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July 19th

It means your one of the baddest bitches out there, You are so hot all the guys want you your body Is literally so gorgeous

the popular kid: Aye bro look Its Talia I like her she Just hot and pretty
His friend: Yea dude your right go talk to her

Popular boy: i bet shes born on july 19th or july

by Billie eillish June 11, 2021

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National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day.

On this day, you can give your teacher a kiss.
This kiss can be done anywhere. Cheek, lips, arm, hand, neck, e.t.c. Where ever you want!

(Make sure you have your teachers consent by the way)

"Why is Zach kissing our teacher?..." - Jennifer

"Oh, haven't you heard? It's July 21st, which means today is National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day, so it's fine." - Zoey

"Oh okay." - Jennifer

by ThatGreatGenius! July 4, 2023

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