Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonah

A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.

Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!

by NevenMinard October 11, 2022

Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.

Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."

by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022

Jonsh

Somebody who thinks the pull out method is birth control.

She is such a Jonsh, this is her third withdrawal method baby.

by Babydoll88 October 15, 2022

jonha

The biggest cheif with the biggest sacks. That dragons cant remember how the make fire.. As he said " let your sacks hang.My sons,"

He gave them the Jonha. Ch

by Spadedmind October 27, 2022

jonhy

An alternative use of the name "jonathan", often used by the troupiotis family.

"Hello jonny"

"My name is actually jonhy"

by Alekkuno November 5, 2022