pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman
Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018
Get the pat fansmug. When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
Get the I'm phelan like Patmug. 
An artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for children about to know she was trying to tease them, so she said she and a few others wrote it about child abuse, thinking that nobody could possibly understand or decipher the lyrics.
Pat Benatar was mean spirited, but pretended to write songs supporting people to make herself look good.
by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021
Get the Pat Benatarmug. by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023
Get the Happy patmug. by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022
Get the Pedo Patmug. A very cute person that deserves this whole world, smells great and always looks fabulous! GOVEMENJI >>>>
by Royumpy May 1, 2022
Get the Govemenji (pat)mug.