P-pat

An individual who shows an extraordinary amount of interest in other people's lives.
'Don't be a P-pat ya'll'
by GrammyJ June 29, 2022
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Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023
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pulling a pat

To not go out, stay on the couch and do hood rat things with my friends. This may or may not include refraining from the nights lame activities.
Hey gang, y'all are doing not cool stuff tonight i think Im pulling a pat and chilling. Ill be on my couch doing hood rat things with my friends.
by mcgruber2009 December 08, 2014
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Pat a pufferblob day

Pat a furry day takes place during January 13, 2020, when everyone can pat a pufferblob at their will
Guy 1: Hey, did you participate in Pat a pufferblob day?
Guy 2: No, I'll go pat one right now!
by oupitter January 13, 2021
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PAT "Beef" Devlin

The most liberal man alive today. Loves tofu and yoga. He went vegan for lent and may or may not be running from the law due to trespassing and zoning issues for the construction of his evil lair. He is a malicious man and loves a fight. If you see this guy run its on sight.
Hey man have you see PAT "Beef" Devlin lately
RUN he is dangerous.
by wjglwg May 07, 2023
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pat n chat

To sit with a perspective sex partner and engage in heavy petting and conversation, not actual sex.
he struck out and just had a pat n chat.
by thompaine76 June 13, 2012
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pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman
Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”
by Galactic Jammer April 23, 2018
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