Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022

Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

Iron Lung

A man with the capability to smoke joint after joint

"Dude, I've got a bruised lung after smoking with Jorden "Iron Lung" Collins"

by Akuji September 16, 2015

iron teat

1. The end of your gun

2. The bullets coming toward your face from said gun

Early Cuyler: "Get the hell off my property, 'less y'all wantin' to suckle on my iron teat"

by jables11 March 14, 2011

Iron Addict

Someone who is addicted to the endorphins they get from pumping iron.

He cant go a day without the weights because he craves it like a iron addict

by King Cobraaa November 25, 2021

iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

by Breakfastsoup July 17, 2017

Iron Credit

(Or, Iron Creds)
Term used in fitness, weightlifting, powerlifting or other barbell sports.

To be given respect for knowledge in barbell sport and relating sciences when an individual demonstrated achievement of developing excellence in said sport themselves.

No dude, I would not listen to her, she only just started personal training people and has no iron credit.

He is proper knowledgeable, not to mention his iron credit, 'reckon if you train with him you'll be riding that gain train!

by SumoIsCheating February 21, 2018