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kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter
Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron
by Mista O August 7, 2006
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iron man

Iron man sucks. Most overrated marvel character of all time.
by #Batmanforever November 25, 2021
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Iron Credit

(Or, Iron Creds)
Term used in fitness, weightlifting, powerlifting or other barbell sports.

To be given respect for knowledge in barbell sport and relating sciences when an individual demonstrated achievement of developing excellence in said sport themselves.
No dude, I would not listen to her, she only just started personal training people and has no iron credit.

He is proper knowledgeable, not to mention his iron credit, 'reckon if you train with him you'll be riding that gain train!
by SumoIsCheating February 21, 2018
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Iron Addict

Someone who is addicted to the endorphins they get from pumping iron.
He cant go a day without the weights because he craves it like a iron addict
by King Cobraaa November 25, 2021
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Iron Butterfly

A girl who appears meek and submissive, but is actually dominant and assertive once she has her partner in a compromising position.

The opposite of a paper tiger.
Watch out for that girl, I heard she's an Iron Butterfly. My friend thought she was a sub, but she had him by the balls once his guard was down.
by Lauren lpsum August 3, 2023
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Man iron

To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.
Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"

Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)

Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"
by Wanderfalke September 25, 2010
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Iron Circle

Its a iron circle that is used with leather straps to move a horse's tail up and out of the way so the deed can be done unhindered.
Ned used the iron circle to raise mister ed's tail up and out of the way before giving him the business!
by Thioben December 15, 2011
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