kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 7, 2006

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Eating iron

To eat dicks or S a D

Malc malc loves eating iron

by Malcmalc July 21, 2014

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Iron Lung

A man with the capability to smoke joint after joint

"Dude, I've got a bruised lung after smoking with Jorden "Iron Lung" Collins"

by Akuji September 16, 2015

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iron blaster

Shotgun

Pass me the iron blaster I'm gonna blast these faggots

by Shotgun October 15, 2015

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Steve Irons

The ultimate beyblade champion and member of swan.

“Oh man, did you just see Steve Irons let it rip? He is the coolest of the cool.”

“Steve Irons gets all the ladies. I wish I could beyblade like Steve.”

by Haliax November 23, 2018

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