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Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."
by flz_5848 October 17, 2024
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InstaGrat

1.) A "brat" persona (possibly involving instant celebrity) social media personality often with a mostly inflated, self-perceived meteoric rise to fame and social influence;

2.) The instant regret / hangover one feels at closely aligning with such a person as defined in the first definition herewith;

and/or the "hashtag regret" one feels following a particularly humiliating and/or regrettable social media gaffe / online faux pas / aka regretti spaghetti scenario, situation, condition and/or set of conditions;

3) "Instant gratification" shorthand that usually leads to shame and/or regret later, though possibly could simply be that what is full of such speedy gratification without those complicated feelings (context and time may tell)
1.) That person in the squirrel furbies getup who is riffing on or copying the traveling gnome photolog thing is such an InstaGrat!

2) "Dude, my feelings of shame and embarrassment are are tantamount to InstaGrat level!" Or "My InstaGrat at having known that over-posting social media ho/slammer person is immense and worse than a bad hangover."

3) Posting that image was so satisfying that I was instagrat-ified!
by ArtfulFille December 26, 2024
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instanceually

instanceually (adverb)
in·stance·u·al·ly /ˈɪn.stəns.ju.ə.li/

1. Occurring or applied in a single instance, with the implication that it could extend universally once established.

2. In any given instance; applicable within a specific situation but potentially expanding beyond it.

Synonyms: once, in one instance, on a single occasion, momentarily (context-dependent).

Origin: A blend of instance and the suffix -ually, suggesting a singular occurrence with broader implications.

Coined by ystles (@yulaiyr).
"'Might makes Right'? You understand that applies to everything, once advocated for instanceually, right?"

"A rule, once instanceually enforced, can set a precedent for all future cases."
by ystles January 21, 2025
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Instagram reels

Instagram reels are one of the most strangest places on the internet. you'd see random shit or either the darkest humor you'll ever see, or NSFW And Gore cause 2 weeks ago Instagram got their fyp nuked with gore and nsfw. They're darkest place is the comment section although I find them funny. They basically go on black people (especially georgo floyd) and make dark jokes over them it's the same with other races. They claim themselves "nazis of the internet". They have a good hatred on tiktok.
A disabled kid trying to score a basketball on a reel.
Person 1: "STRIKE IT AINT HARD"
Person 2: it's just instagram reels really dark..
by Cartineverdropping March 13, 2025
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Instagramablised

To put a finish on a piece of work that would make it instagramable
Somebody wants a piece of work done on there business and they want it to be instagramable and when a person that does this work. That piece of work was instagramablised.
by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025
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Instagrammablise

To instagrammablise something Is to take something and make it instagrammable.
Can you instagrammablise my photo?
by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025
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Instagrammabliser

Someone that takes something and makes it instagrammable.
When I want to make something instagrammable, I contact an instagrammabliser.
by GrahamSetantaMuayThai April 1, 2025
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