harro pets cookie is when harro pets cookie !
by HaRRo June 04, 2004
by binkyhucklebunny October 23, 2009
Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out
I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.
by joecoolthefool March 29, 2016
by skinnygangster September 05, 2006
a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....
david the pet human, I will beat you with my gucci belt
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?
by pet davido January 24, 2019
1:Hey do you what day it is?
2: no what day is it?
1:it’s national adopt a pet day!
2: oh cool I’m going to go adopt my very first pet
2: no what day is it?
1:it’s national adopt a pet day!
2: oh cool I’m going to go adopt my very first pet
by Bestselling October 21, 2019
the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.
Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
by mikeinocala May 07, 2012