England Band

Load of wankers who blow things
Ooh ah, ooh ahh ahh, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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Rock Band

A game closely resembling Guitar Hero, released for a variety of systems, most famously Xbox and PS2, which uses controllers shaped like guitars, drums and a microphone.

The game is fun for everyone, but seems to be designed so that actual musicians suck at it. The only places where actual musicians prevail is the expert level on vocals and drums, which, unlike the bass and guitar parts, are quite realistic.

Sometimes, groups of morons will actually come to believe they really can play guitar when they manage "Through Fire and Flames" on expert difficulty. However, this is a rare instance for two reasons. One is that that task is damn near impossible. Two is that most people with an IQ sufficient to play the game are too smart to have that happen to them.

Fortunately, there is a happy medium in both musicians and gamers who can just enjoy it instead of turning it into a retarded debate.
Rock Band is seriously awesome!
by Al Golston November 05, 2011
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Black Banded

A person usually girls who are not virgins, but have never had sex sober. They wear a single black band, or bracelet, on their upper right arm. Almost always some kind of an addict or user.
"Are you joking? Ive been black banded since I was 12"
by HannahsInnocence December 27, 2009
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Kaneland Band

Known for playing all star and fighting with their instruments. All the precautions are a cult of Shrek. Most of them are emos that give zero fucks about the world. Most of the people there were forced by their parents because they have no fucking will.
Is it possible for the Kaneland Band to not stay until 3:00?
by Biggest oof October 30, 2018
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Band Kid

Wow that Austin Ryan Smith fella is a band kid!!! He says “boii what are thoossee!?!? Respect the drip Karen oh it’s t pose Tuesday!!! Keanu reeves chungus!!!!
by Seattleboy54 May 28, 2020
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Shag Bands

Rubber bands which are different colours with meanings if snapped..

Black - Sex pink clear - anything girl wants

Pink - Kiss, White - flash
yellow - hug, orange - hickey
any green - hand job, purple - undress other person
any blue - blow job
Red - Lap dance
Gold - all the way/everything
clear any colour - anything wanted by snapper
i snapped your shag bands ;) ...... go on then
by AndreaLTodd October 27, 2009
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The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.
When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.
by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014
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