holy guacamole

Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"

Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."

by chad900 August 28, 2013

Holy Ho

A female associated with the catholic school scene, and noted for her sexually promiscuous behavior. Hot mamas. Term was first coined in reference to a clique at Holy Child (catholic school in MoCo) circa 2001.

Person A: Did you check out that fine lady?
Person B: Nah, man, don't mess with that shit, she's a holy ho. I banged her last night... and her friend the night before that... and there were like 3 of us the night before that... and then a nun...

by RelucDeb November 28, 2003

holy rollered

to be dumped by someone so they can pursue their relationship with God.

Damn Ryan, you just got holy rollered!

by Geoff P March 8, 2005

holy ghost

a joint rolled out of a bible page

yo you wanna go smoke a holy ghost?

by theholyghost19 October 7, 2009

holy pantrs

noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.

Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

Holy Trinity

It basically states that God is three co-equal persons, The Father (The Creator), the Son (The Redeemer) and the Holy Spirit (The Sanctifier). Ultimately, the trinity is a mystery beyond human comprehension.

Why is the trinity a mystery beyond human comprehension when it is man-made?

by Tredmond July 4, 2005

holy bible

A book with holes in it.

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!

by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009