heem

Hennessy Cognac. Liquor

What you know about me? I'm Mac Dreezy
Call Hennessy, Heem, and a blunt a Bleezy
I keep a fat sack wrapped in a backwood leave

by ACKRITE December 18, 2005

head over heels

when blow jobs are given in exchange for heels

Valley girls giving
Blow jobs for Louboutins
What you call that?
Head over heels

by i-g-g-y June 4, 2014

Heebgasm

An overflow of getting screwed out of things.

Oh man, my day was one heebgasm after another. That bitch deserves a Danza Slap for pulling this shit.

by Peter and Neal April 5, 2005

Heerva

Heerva is the goddess of crushes. Every man that walks by a Heerva immediately falls in love. Most of them even ask if they can slap her ass. If I ever lost a Heerva I would die.

Omg is that Heerva? She is so hot I want to slap her ass.

by Olivia Richards June 27, 2021

Pig in heels

To describe an ugly, fat, covered in make-up generally blonde bird wearing ill fitting clothes and high heels that looks a right fucking mess but thinks she looks amazing.

Fuck me, look at the state of that, she's like a pig in heels!

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

heef

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

baw heed

A bawheed is some who constantly inflicts irratation or unpleasantness. A person who is unliked by many.

JC stole my book, he is a baw heed.

by pepi May 5, 2006