Uncomfortably hard

Having a unintentional boner in a situation were it is inappropriate

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Pebble hard

Having a severe erection, but with a micro-penis.

Damn Taylor! Yo dick is so small, you don’t get rock hard, you get pebble hard!

by Raw dawg August 28, 2018

Heavy Hard

A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.

Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."

by DoctorZer0 July 3, 2012

Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.

The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.

by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010

Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.

Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.

by A Dibb March 28, 2019

izzy harding

The hottest girl ever she is just too good.

Person one: Do you know izzy harding?
Person two: Yes! She is the hottest girl ever, she is just too good.

by oscaroscar April 3, 2021

Hard Arnold

A shot or beer served with a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, let me get a hard arnold" *pours shot and cuts a line* "WOOOOOO!

by Nasty McPhee January 13, 2011