Tard Guard

1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus

2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.

3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.

1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

guarn

meaning how are you/ what's going on. a pathetic word for chavvy idiots who think that it's cool to speak a different language of their own .... IT IS NOT!!!

"war guarn bledrin"(said by the chav to his also chavvy 'bledrin')
"i is nuff good dan n i met dis gyal on sat n she wos peng innit dan" (idiotic chav to his idiotic chavvy friend)

by hotchick;) November 25, 2004

guardian angel

A condom.

She's horny and drunk, but I forgot my guardian angel. Damn.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Pussy Guard

A person who guards a woman’s pussy to keep it from being used.

She wants to hook him up with her sister, so she’s Boob Blocking and playing Pussy Guard.

by CrissFury December 2, 2018

guardian of doom

Your masterful lord. Seen in the online game Planetside. Frequently misspelled as 'gaurdian of doom'

you got owned by the Guardian of Doom

by mr. ownage June 4, 2004

guardrailing

When someone wedges something about the size of a 1 foot long 2 x 4, the long way into some's tail bone, or even when a skateboarder takes a spill and the one side of the board goes into their tailbone.

"Hey did you see that skater?"
"Yea man he completely got guardrailed"
"Man I hate guardrailing"

by LTD36 (second profile) February 24, 2008

Guararei

It's a Dominican word that refers to showing off something be it sexual or material wise.

Echale guararei al primo tuyo de tu reloj nuevo para que te envidie

by Midget#2 July 6, 2010