The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.

A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe

by Ovall September 15, 2023

goofy ahh nigga

goofy little silly black person

shut ur goofy ahh nigga up

by sighstr6ed January 27, 2025

Goofy's Pizzeria

An obscure fnaf fan game that is centered around the mysterious events that occurred in this pizzeria

The game Goofy's Pizzeria is fun!

by Dawg4499 June 7, 2023

Goofy ahh word

goofy ahh discription

I want to goofy ahh word this paper like a toilet sitting on an amogus with a ilumituti telling someone to rickroll flappy bird

by funnehgamez100 September 7, 2022

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

Goofy Aah

A word Middle Schoolers use to sound cool and make fun of their classmates

That joke you just said was Goofy Aah

by TeachMrH February 8, 2023

Goofy bum

a lame ass nigga who don’t wanna have fun, go out and do shit, but instead is a boring person overall.

You don’t want to go out? Your a goofy bum, come hang out wit us nigga.

Look at the goofy bum, he prolly don’t do shit wit no one and stays at home by himself.

by she luvs slepzy April 3, 2022