Garbage store

An antique store where people are trying to sell their old garbage they don't want anymore; factually everything being sold has been drained of all value.

Jon: That is a nice clock you got there David.
David: Thanks we picked it up at the garbage store last week.

by Urban.sav August 5, 2015

Comedy Garbage

When a person says a joke that is so unfunny, it makes everyone in the room stop and stare in disappointment

Person A: “What does a baby computer call its father? Data!!”

Person B: “That was comedy garbage”

by johnbartwell09 October 21, 2022

garbage rat

A devastating insult that will greatly damage one's social standing and emotional security. The phrase begins with an unsuspected greeting, followed by "garbage rat." Rodents are often found to carry unwanted diseases, and when associated with disposal they are almost revolting or fear inducing. By comparing a person to this term by instead of using their real name, calling them "garbage rat," this can be greatly insulting.

Friend 1: Hi garbage rat
Friend 2: Shut up ni-

by sovxiet February 28, 2024

garbage bag jingle

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.

“You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”

by Duwmeister April 20, 2018

Garbage

Where all the thots deserve to go xo

Thot- feeling extra trashy today
Me- get in the garbage bishhh

by totalbadgorlxo October 4, 2018

garbage garbage

separation between burnable trash and the non burnable for when your family burns your trash there is garbage garbage which is classified as the non burnable trash

"Where should I throw this?" "oh its glass, the garbage garbage is fine."

by burnsburr March 4, 2016

Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023