Jeremy is a faggot that beats his dick in class and thinks that doing so is cool and also walks around the class telling everyone to spit out their gum and thinks that he is in charge but really everybody hates him
Jeremy: (Beating his dick) Ohhh Ohhh yeah OMG out teacher is so hot
Whole Class: WTF JEREMY IS A PERVERT
JEREMY FROM SCHOOL: SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!!!!
Whole Class: WTF JEREMY IS A PERVERT
JEREMY FROM SCHOOL: SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!!!!
by Fat Naruto October 16, 2019
When a person is away from an online conversation, but still at the computer browsing the internet. Similar to afk.
Person 1: hey why havnt you replyed yet?
Person 2: whoops sorry i was away from tab on reddit.
person1: away from tab, browsing imgur.
Person 2: whoops sorry i was away from tab on reddit.
person1: away from tab, browsing imgur.
by Chagrilled March 15, 2012
A female so utterly convinced of the correctness of her position, even when that position includes violating federal law, that she is completely dumbfounded when she encounters resistance to her conduct.
Elizabeth: "I got maced! I got like a foot inside and they PUSHED ME OUT and THEY MACED ME!"
Reporter: "What's your name, where are you from?"
Elizabeth: "I'm Elizabeth from Knoxville, Tennessee."
Reporter: "Why did you want to go in?"
Elizabeth: "We're stormin' the Capitol! It's a revolution, and they MACED me!"
Store Attendant: "Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to put on a face mask to come into the store."
Elizabeth: "HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO NOT WEAR A MASK!"
Store Attendant: "You wouldn't happen to be Elizabeth from Knoxville, would you?"
Reporter: "What's your name, where are you from?"
Elizabeth: "I'm Elizabeth from Knoxville, Tennessee."
Reporter: "Why did you want to go in?"
Elizabeth: "We're stormin' the Capitol! It's a revolution, and they MACED me!"
Store Attendant: "Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to put on a face mask to come into the store."
Elizabeth: "HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO NOT WEAR A MASK!"
Store Attendant: "You wouldn't happen to be Elizabeth from Knoxville, would you?"
by jbhorn January 10, 2021
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by BardiBardi July 10, 2021
Diavolo is an extremely epic guy that is a milk drinker, very good dev, and has the best game. He made the game called My JoJo game on Roblox you should play it.
by sold from mjjg June 22, 2021
When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
by Zonal K September 22, 2019