fake friend

A person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you. After he gets what he wants, he ignores you until he wants something else.

Sao is such a fake friend. He only hangs out with me when he wants a favor from me.

fake friend by Angel June 21, 2003

friend surfing 

using a friend (or stranger's) myspace page to check out their attractive or interesting friends, then their friends, and their friends and so on.

I spent most of the afternoon friend surfing on myspace.

friend surfing by urinehat January 5, 2007

friend mining 

The act of searching through someone's FaceBook Friend list, in the hope of finding more people they can add as their friend.

Question: "I just saw Jane looking through your FaceBook, what do you think she was doing?"

Reply: "Probably friend mining again... loser!"

friend mining by Troy Ginbey December 18, 2007

that one friend 

The one friend who someone goes to when they have no one else to hang out with or talk to. So basically their last choice

Guy 1: “are you friends with him?”
Guy 2: “nah he’s just that one friend”

that one friend by Hey guys.com February 1, 2018

National Best Friend day 

National best friend day is on May 4th, a holiday in which you show/ tell how great full you are for all of your best friends and how they have made you a better person. Let all your friends know how greatful you are for them

“ Happy National Best Friend day!!! I love you so much!! You mean the world to be bestie”

National Best Friend day by Jeter Dorrity June 2, 2018

funeral for a friend 

One of the most awesome Welsh bands to ever make it. Not just loved by emo kids.The lyrics are thought-provoking and meaningful, the riffs are stunning, the drumming is powerful, and unlike many bands, when funeral for a friend play live, they sound alot better than they do on the album, which is a rare thing. Casually dressed and deep in conversation/ Seven ways to scream your name should be in any rock fans CD collection

funeral for a friend rock! they are amazing and ive seen them 4 times live!!

funeral for a friend by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004

asshole friend 

A friend, mainly in a school, who you hang out with even though he/they are an asshole.

Man I was hanging out with Steve the other day and hes a real asshole friend.

Yeah, I know.

asshole friend by Dorsey2494 June 10, 2008