grandma kickflip

Your grandma or someone else's grandma does an awesome kickflip on a skateboard.

Oh wow, how does your grandma kickflip that well?

by voidyfizz December 16, 2024

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grandma snow globe dome

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob

That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.

by Janos n da guap July 10, 2019

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grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.

by thatswhack June 12, 2018

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great-great-grandma

Great-grandparent's mother.

great-great-grandma.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

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Grandma

The woman you should push down the stairs

“Grandma Billy’s coming!”

by KidGamer27 October 15, 2019

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Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

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