Modern Times

The time when people started coming to Urban Dictionary instead of the Oxford Dictionary to look up a word.

- What do they mean by "modern times".
- I don't know look it up on UD.

by Sickell September 1, 2012

Tickle time

the "time" when your grandma chases you around the house and screams tickletime. then finally catches your sorry ass, then pinning you down and tickling the shit out of you.

Grandma: hey jimmy you know what time it is?
Jimmy: what?
Grandma: Tickle time
Jimmy: FUCK!

by roflcopteringloser February 23, 2011

Filipino Time

means always late ... a filipino culture ... its like always coming late to a meeting ... especially in parties or when friends are going out ... most of the time 1 hour late or even more ... and when you call them they will lie that they are on their way already and almost there ... but the fact is that they are still @ home getting prep up...

Pinay 1: (on the phone) where are you already you're already an hour late?

Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...

Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!

**Filipino Time**

by mahiligsaEtits April 20, 2009

mexican time

usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.

"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha."

by citlali October 26, 2003

time of the month

1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow

1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month

by sleazeee November 17, 2009

cuddlety time

Quality time that involves only cuddling

She love it when I give her some real cuddlety time.

Cuddlety time is vital to the success of every relationship.

I make sure there is space for cuddlety time in my busy day.

by Socoa July 12, 2009

time machined

The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.

It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.

by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010