Courtesy Flash

Courtesy Flash: Occurs when a strong, strictly platonic, friendship forms between an average male and extremely attractive female. The male wants to bang the female incredibly bad, but usually the female is hung up on ex-boyfriends, or too emotionally unavailable for the male friend to take advantage. Under these circumstances, the female will need the male friend to reach out to, and in turn the male friend will keep trying to bang the female, because of the attention he is receiving from her. The female will recognize this, which will make her feel ill of depriving this weary emotional soldier, her good friend, his sexual dues, and will reward him with a random flash for the time he has put in. Thus the Courtesy Flash was born; to repay the male who has no chance of banging the one he desires, yet just deserves to see some fuckin' amazing titties.

Davon: So I Laura and I went to the lake yesterday, she and I are such great friends!

Mika: Holy shit dude, she has the biggest cans I have ever been in the presence of.

Davon: Damn, you're right. I want to bang her so bad it's all I can think about. She keeps teasing me with the courtesy flash. I can't just ignore the possibility of seeing some grade A boobies at random, just for talking about her ex boyfriends new girlfriend. Her boobies are so nice.

by TR-BO March 10, 2011

Rip Your Flaps

The acting of Ripping ones "Piss Flaps" in any event, game, or sitatuion. There is no literal ripping of flaps, however ripping someones flaps is a phrase used to convey the message that you have dominated that person and they have been humiliated by having their flaps ripped. The effects of having one's flaps ripped can linger for days and in some cases last forever.

"Tony I'm going to Rip your Flaps!"

"Damnit George, Im gonna Rip Your Flaps!"

"Poor Tony, You are always getting your flaps ripped, I feel bad for your flaps."

"Thano, why do you always Rip Tony's Flaps?"

by TC27 May 21, 2011

Terry Fold Flaps

Holdy folds. Foldy flaps.

"Grab my terry fold flaps"

by cheezkid October 4, 2017

Salty Piss Flaps

An over-sized labia as viewed from the rear, especially if the owner is into watersports.

I was expecting gormet sushi, but all I got were these salty piss flaps!

by Testiclese Giganticus April 21, 2003

flash

looking extremely good or well dressed, equivalent to bawlin or pimpin

"nothins safe not your tv, or dvd. no one can read me my rights, flee the scene lookin flash on your brand new bike" --Drapht

by Telephone45 August 29, 2007

Flash Flood

The over excitement of a female in the moments before sex causing an excess of vaginal fluid.

Did you cause a flash flood before you hit that?

by dklee January 8, 2009

piss flaps

A woman's labia.

Man, I really had to spread Mindy's piss flaps to give her oral sex last night.

by W54th8x July 26, 2010