Fidel

underground bay area slang used to describe a type of person who is a complete douchebag and always talks out of their ass!

Fidel- " My boy has got a lamborghini he's so cool" Normal Person - " dude get the fuck off that guys dick you kiss his ass all the time thats why he pretends to be homeys with you just get over the fact that you will never be succesfull or own a lambo!"

by keepingitlitandkeepingitcutty January 2, 2012

Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.

Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3

by Lyshan November 4, 2009

High-Fidelity Oscilloscope

1. An electronic device that is overkill or is grossly over-engineered for a given task. An example is a 200 megahertz oscilloscope on your $8,000 CD transport to view sound waves that are four orders of magnitude less clear.

2. Any expensive device bought to "improve" the performance of a system (not just a sound system), when only a small percentage of the potential of the added on device will be used.

They now have a "gaming" network card with a K-shaped heatsink on it, which is about as pointless as a high-fidelity oscilloscope.

So you bought a blu-ray recording deck to get crisp copies off your VHS tapes you taped off of UHF rabbit ears?? You might as well as bought a high fidelity oscilloscope to draw a graph of how often the furnace switches on.

Bob Dylan spent $2,000 on a new Karoke machine with the ribbon microphone,electrostatic speaker, and Akai open-reel deck, but I personally think he wasted his money on a high fidelity oscilloscope.

RiceBoy:My $250 Yugo has remote-start, DVD video system with navigation, and premium high-octane fuel in the tank, as well as an exhaust tailpipe big enough to fit an LP record album in sideways. MuscleCarMan:(sarcastic tone)You should put in a high-fidelity oscilloscope in next!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 30, 2007

corn field

a corn field is when you cant talk about a subject becuase of the "ears" that are around who are listening

"omg did you see Carla, she is dressed like a total whore!"

"Hey its a corn field, can we talk about that later??"

by mistressNikki March 19, 2010

Field Trip

Used for when you and your significant other (girlfriend or boyfriend) decide to skip school and have sexual relations.

Bob: Where were you today dude?
Steve: I was on a field trip with Sally.
Bob: Nice.

by BillionaireBoysClub99 September 20, 2010

Getting fixed

Getting high on drugs or alcohol

Getting laid is like getting fixed

by La Big Mamma February 21, 2009

The Field

The nickname of Linfield College located in Mcminnville, OR.

Im goin back to The Field for homecoming.

by Mr. G unit November 28, 2009