Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.

Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

Shamrock facial

A ginger midget put green food dye in his penis hole and nuts green on a woman’s face

Hay midget let’s do a shamrock facial

by Yellow cocktail February 7, 2026

Fertilized Facial

Ejaculate a flavorful mask of tiny humans while providing benefits of age rewinding, glowing, tight skin.

The spa's special is a fertilized facial.

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026