dozer

Someone that uses Microsoft Windows for an operating system.

I'm not a dozer, I use Linux.

by Kr0m April 24, 2004

dopeness plus tax

used to describe something that is incredebly dope, awesome, amazing.

yo, that show last night was dopeness plus tax!

by uhhhhhhhhhh!! August 6, 2010

Dozer

An awesome Texican Mexican from --- Where else --- Mexico, who is, well, 1337. Especially when you consider he's an Earth mover. Started clan .xD

Dude, Dozer, Have I told you lately that you're 1337?

by Age1 December 29, 2004

Dogend

Where a canine starts to place itself upon ones groinal area

comes from the english dog and bell end

get off my dogend
i'm bashing my dogend

by Andrew taylor February 3, 2005

domenic vaiasicca

when someone is just doing everything wrong and just ruins everything and it makes you feel like crap.

girl 1: omg that guy is being such a domenic vaiasicca.
girl 2: what?
girl 1: he just straight up killed my day. he's an asshole.

by fuckkkkkkkmylife March 13, 2009

dozens

playing dice

by swiftcurrent October 24, 2003

Dozing Dermot

An act by which you engage in masturbation while in close proximity of two copulating acquaintances.

John and Shelly were giving it socks on the couch last night. They thought I was asleep but I actually had a sneaky 'Dozing Dermot'.

by Heffaroony July 1, 2011