self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Name-dicting

Adding your first name and a cliché uplifting meaning to urbandictionary

Examples of name-dicting

Nicole: awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.

Jimmy: A highly attractivee person. Someone who is caring, loving and blah blah blah, etc.

by Jimmybulger December 4, 2016

Dick diving board

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.

"You're such a dick diving board john."

by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017

Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.

"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."

by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017

twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017